Everyone is getting Patriotic

Multiple world leaders, in the past hour have announced that they would be holding a patriotic event, or did something to show off their patriotic nature,

In the United States of America, people were expecting a large sporting match to be held on the White House grounds. President Farttington decided to cancel that at last minute and replaced it with what he claimed is “A Celebration of America” a number of hotdogs and burger stands were erected in front of the White House while a military Platoon will sing the National Anthem and other “patriotic” songs for over 5 hours, the event was sponsored by 5 companies Big Thick Hot Dogs, Hamburg American Burgers, Farttington Co., Cold One Drinks ltd., and The American Motor Company, these companies are Mexican, German, Chinese, Australian and Italian, respectively. Events were meant to be opened by the President singing the National Anthem but he instead sung the lyrics to the Power Scouts Go, English Theme song. The press secretary announced that this was the presidents intent all along and that there had simply been a miscommunication with the event’s management, “Power Scouts Go Gung Ho is a song that embodies all of what is America and truly takes on the American spirit” despite being originally a Japanese song, and the translated version was written and sung by a French Singer and Song Writer along with the voice talent of the 3 leading voice actors of the Dubbed show who are all Great Scotish, the English version of the show is owned by the SBC, Scottish Broadcasting Company.

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In Italy the president of the Italian Republic, Don Mattarella announced that he has now changed his name to Don Italia, to  “emphasis how close [he is] to Italy and its people”. He also donated his South Italian holiday Mansion to the Italian Homeless Shelter initiative, so his home could be used to help house and protect the Italian people in the greatest need.

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In Russia the President announced that June 21st shall be a day of Celebration across Russia and that the Kremlin would be having a military Parade through the streets of Moscow to show off their latest innovations in anti super technology and advanced weapons. This will likely draw the eyes of the world, the UN has had this official response “We wish Russia the best of luck and lots of joy on their day of celebration, we hope they do not break their shiny new toys.” the Great Scotlan super league posted this message on their different social media pages; “Unless Russia has invented a weapon to force feed us Borscht, I doubt we have much to worry from their so called anti super technology.”

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Chinese President, Cheung Qishan, made the announcement that the Chinese government would be sponsoring a world wide celebration of culture, music, food and traditions, anyone and everyone is welcome to join in the celebrations and help organise any local festivals. The festivals are meant as a way to spread and share culture and traditions, not just Chinese ones. Cheung Qishan stated “My own festival, held in my hometown will feature a national dish from as many countries as possible and we will be playing songs by Yuqui (the japanese virtual idol) and Silly Gang (The French Electronic Music Trio who hide their faces behind cyberpunk helmets)”  If you want to take part speak to your local council or government body, alternatively you can just throw a culture party at home. The dates of the events are 8th to 14th of September this year. Music, pictures and videos by various Chinese celebrities will be free to use for any purpose over the week and only for that week. To find out more visit the 2018CultureFestival.China.JoinIn website.

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So that is it for patriotic world leaders being patriotic. We at Fluff Tuft News have been inspired to have our own small Culture Festival, will you be partaking in the festivities?

Sarah Thorneson

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